TheBestPokerSite

Dolly Parton & Queen Elizabeth die on the same day. They are both waiting at Heaven's gates when St. Peter greets them. He told them that there was only one opening in heaven today and he must decide whom should get in.

He Asked Dolly if there was any particular reason that she should get in. Dolly takes off her top and says: "Look at these, they are the most beautiful perfect breasts God ever created and I'm sure he would be very pleased to be able to see them every day for eternity."

St Peter thanked Dolly and asked Her Majesty the same question. The queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up and gargles. Then she spit into a toilet and pushes the lever.

St. Peter said "OK, your Majesty, you may go in? Dolly is outraged and asks: What was that all about?" I show you two of God's most perfect creations and you turn me down ?!?" She spits in a commode and you let her in ??? How can you explain that ??

Sorry, Dolly says St. Peter - but even in Heaven a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how nice of a pair it is !!