Poker Evolution T-Shirt
It does not matter where you stand on the origins of life issue. In poker you either evolve or bust.
Stages of Evolution:
Fish – Novice. Does not stand much of a chance. Brand new to the game.
Donkey – The player who often thinks they are a shark, but plays like a fish. Catching cards, Suck out, and Pure luck are tools of the trade for donkeys.
Man – Average Respectable Poker Player. Can hold their own in most games unless they run into the shark.
Shark – The top of the poker food chain. Can play any game, any limit, and time. Still always susceptible to random Donkey bites!
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