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MiHeaterzOn – Good Luck Poker Pills – Great Gag Gift !!

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    MiHeaterzOn   (PRONOUNCED "My  Heaters On") 

A great gag gift for your favorite "donkey" or the person that always seems to get the "bad beats".

A HILARIOUS COMICAL SPOOF OF THE THOUSANDS OF PHARMACEUTICAL ADS AND PRODUCTS ON THE MARKET TODAY.

Four Leaf PharmaSUITicals  HAS DESIGNED, DEVELOPED AND MANUFACTURED MIHEATERZON, THE ONLY PRODUCT OF IT’S KIND ANYWHERE.  

MIHEATERZON IS A  SPECIAL CUSTOM BLEND OF SAFE, ALL NATURAL LUCKY INGREDIENTS THAT CAN JOKINGLY PROVIDE RELIEF FOR HOURS FROM THOSE NAGGING POKERS DISORDERS, DISEASES, AND AFFLICTIONS THAT SEEM SO PREVALENT WITH POKER PLAYERS.
 
OH, YOU DIDN’T KNOW THERE WERE POKER DISORDERS, DISEASES AND BAD BEAT AFFLICTIONS?  WELL POKER PLAYERS HAVE SUFFERED WITH THE SYMPTOMS FOR YEARS, BUT NEVER KNEW THE CAUSE… UNTIL WE DISCOVERED THEM THROUGH POKER RESEARCH AND CLINICAL-ISH LIKE CASE STUDIES THROUGHOUT POKER ROOMS ALL ACROSS THE COUNTRY. 
 

WE MANUFACTURED AND ATTRACTIVELY BOTTLED THE CAPSULES EACH BOTTLE COMES WITH OUR HILARIOUS 8 PAGE INFORMATION BOOKLET DESCRIBING IN VIVID AND HUMOROUS DETAIL: 

  • THE NAGGING SYMPTOMS AND HOW TO SPOT THEM.  THERE ARE SEVERAL… AND POKER PLAYERS WILL IMMEDIATELY RECOGNIZE THEM AS EVERY POKER PLAYER HAS SUFFERED FROM THEM AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
  • THE CLINICAL NAMES OF THESE DISEASES, DISORDERS AND AFFLICTIONS (WE INVENTED THEM TOO)
  • HOW TO DIAGNOSE THESE HORRIBLE POKER DISORDERS
  • THE CURE AND HOW TO PROVIDE HOURS OF RELIEF WHEN POKER PLAYERS BATTLE IT OUT ON THE FELT
  • THE VERY FUNNY SIDE EFFECTS AND HOW TO RECOGNIZE THEM
  • SARCASTIC WARNINGS AND OVERDOSE INFORMATION JUST LIKE A REAL PHARMACEUTICAL PRODUCT
GIVE YOUR POKER PLAYERS THE ONE POKER GIFT THEY DON’T ALREADY HAVE.
 IT’S A HILARIOUS ALTERNATIVE TO ANOTHER POKER T-SHIRT, CARD PROTECTOR, POKER BOOK, HOW TO DVD, DEALER BUTTON, SET OF CHIPS OR ALL THE OTHER POKER RELATED ITEMS THEY PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE …. AND YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AND APPRECIATED FOR IT.
 
Buy 3 bottles & save !!
 
Weight 1.5 lbs

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